This hasn't been covered very extensively in the press, but it turns out that Mitt Romney is fairly well off! Apparently the latest figure being thrown around for his personal fortune is ... $250 million? That seems like a lot! Most of the impoverished slobs who come into the White House are just happy to get their hands on that sweet, sweet $400,000 a year salary, but when someone with real money like Mitt gets his hands on the levers of power, the temptation would be strong to start exactly the right kind of wars that make all of his investments shoot through the roof. That's why liberal communist Mitt Romney has agreed to put his vast chamber of gold doubloons under the control of somebody from the
BFD. I have 250 million too. WAIT .. Mitt's is dollars! Mine is a 250meg hard drive. Oh well, I'll bet even Mitt doesn't have one of those.
"Mitt Romney has agreed to put his vast chamber of gold doubloons under the control of somebody from the government to manage during his inevitable eight years of office."
That's mighty accommodating of the Swiss government.
With his money in a B-Rads blind trust, how will Mitt be able to pose for more high-larious photos with money falling out of his pockets? Perhaps a tax on poor people can fund that kind of important public relations effort.
Working for the Yankee Dollar.
Another Ponzi scheme, just like Social Security and Amway.
BFD. I have 250 million too. WAIT .. Mitt's is dollars! Mine is a 250meg hard drive. Oh well, I'll bet even Mitt doesn't have one of those.
"Mitt Romney has agreed to put his vast chamber of gold doubloons under the control of somebody from the government to manage during his inevitable eight years of office."
That's mighty accommodating of the Swiss government.
With his money in a B-Rads blind trust, how will Mitt be able to pose for more high-larious photos with money falling out of his pockets? Perhaps a tax on poor people can fund that kind of important public relations effort.
Is this Malt guy single, and of Scottish descent?