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So will the U.S., but bhqwtevr, at least Bibi will happy, maybe.

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I think Walker is like Nixon. Let us hope he doesn't get elected.

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The population of Iraq is 36 million. The population of Iran is 78 million. But this time, THIS TIME, we're going to only use airstrikes, right?

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But after all that, we will still have the bestest and least costly education system in the wholz worlds. Right?

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I think you're overestimating the duration between these events by about 47.5 hours.

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I thought we were supposed to win a war before starting another?

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Don't be silly. He doesn't personally bomb the Iranians. He just sends other people's children to do it for him.

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Are you sure about that? Because I think I remember O'Reilly telling us he was there and saw it happen.

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Emperor Heraclius?

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Day 5: Iran mines Strait of Hormuz. Saudis can't get a big chunk of their oil to market. Saudis and Americans cry, cry, cry. Iranians laugh.

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Yes. It lives in Madison and promotes crappy legislation for a living.

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The Beach Boys?

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Wars in the middle-east. How does that work out for us, historically I mean? Anyone keeping track?

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dude, that's harsh. accurate, but harsh.

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hate to burst yer bubble, but there wouldn't be a "day 5". mebbe if yer a cockroach.

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I remember when he stormed the shell-torn beaches at Iwo Jima. Whatta man!

Oh, he didn't ever join up? My bad, musta been some other tough guy.

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