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Tiny kaiju's avatar

So will the U.S., but bhqwtevr, at least Bibi will happy, maybe.

Clenny's avatar

I think Walker is like Nixon. Let us hope he doesn't get elected.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

The population of Iraq is 36 million. The population of Iran is 78 million. But this time, THIS TIME, we're going to only use airstrikes, right?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

But after all that, we will still have the bestest and least costly education system in the wholz worlds. Right?

Electric Ukulele Land's avatar

I think you're overestimating the duration between these events by about 47.5 hours.

tubuc's avatar

I thought we were supposed to win a war before starting another?

Mintie's avatar

Don't be silly. He doesn't personally bomb the Iranians. He just sends other people's children to do it for him.

Mintie's avatar

Are you sure about that? Because I think I remember O'Reilly telling us he was there and saw it happen.

Lefty Wright's avatar

Day 5: Iran mines Strait of Hormuz. Saudis can't get a big chunk of their oil to market. Saudis and Americans cry, cry, cry. Iranians laugh.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yes. It lives in Madison and promotes crappy legislation for a living.

Helena Handbag's avatar

Wars in the middle-east. How does that work out for us, historically I mean? Anyone keeping track?

handyhippie65's avatar

dude, that's harsh. accurate, but harsh.

handyhippie65's avatar

hate to burst yer bubble, but there wouldn't be a "day 5". mebbe if yer a cockroach.

harryeagar's avatar

I remember when he stormed the shell-torn beaches at Iwo Jima. Whatta man!

Oh, he didn't ever join up? My bad, musta been some other tough guy.