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Tiny kaiju's avatar

So will the U.S., but bhqwtevr, at least Bibi will happy, maybe.

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Clenny's avatar

I think Walker is like Nixon. Let us hope he doesn't get elected.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

The population of Iraq is 36 million. The population of Iran is 78 million. But this time, THIS TIME, we're going to only use airstrikes, right?

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

But after all that, we will still have the bestest and least costly education system in the wholz worlds. Right?

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Electric Ukulele Land's avatar

I think you're overestimating the duration between these events by about 47.5 hours.

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tubuc's avatar

I thought we were supposed to win a war before starting another?

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Mintie's avatar

Don't be silly. He doesn't personally bomb the Iranians. He just sends other people's children to do it for him.

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Mintie's avatar

Are you sure about that? Because I think I remember O'Reilly telling us he was there and saw it happen.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Emperor Heraclius?

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Day 5: Iran mines Strait of Hormuz. Saudis can't get a big chunk of their oil to market. Saudis and Americans cry, cry, cry. Iranians laugh.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yes. It lives in Madison and promotes crappy legislation for a living.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

The Beach Boys?

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Helena Handbag's avatar

Wars in the middle-east. How does that work out for us, historically I mean? Anyone keeping track?

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handyhippie65's avatar

dude, that's harsh. accurate, but harsh.

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handyhippie65's avatar

hate to burst yer bubble, but there wouldn't be a "day 5". mebbe if yer a cockroach.

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harryeagar's avatar

I remember when he stormed the shell-torn beaches at Iwo Jima. Whatta man!

Oh, he didn't ever join up? My bad, musta been some other tough guy.

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