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He has to check his Kochs.~

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Dicks of a feather, flock over citizens together.

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Scott Walker: Dopey's evil twin

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With apologies to Forrest Gumps everywhere (else).

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Every time you masturbate, Scott Walker throws a flip-flop at ISIS?

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Wait until that Kenyan, Indonisian, wetback Obama decides by Executive Order that for English, press two.

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You DEFINITELY don't want to go on the Scott Walker ride after you eat...http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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"dickish lack of conviction"

So, Walker is using the Bill Clinton strategy?

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Just a hunch, but do the Koch brothers disagree about the same policy issues on which Walker is schizophrenic?

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Just for folks' info, Walker trails Hillary by 10 points in Wisconsin. And every other possible Democrat also beats him.

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ISIS is doomed! Is it time for the "(E) Mission Accomplished" speech?

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And a side of santorum, please.

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He's not the one they think is smart, is he?

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Scott Walker is not going to run for President. He just wants some attention to promote himself for either:a) a book deal,b) his own show on Fox News,c) a run for Congress or the Senate,d) a cabinet post in case the Republicans win the White House next year.

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e) all of the above (because cover your bases)

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