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Petunia Cat's avatar

Victoria Brownworth is fabulous.

Sorry to be mean but: in Canada the new government takes over roughly one week later. 😬

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Hell torture for Trump: he has to live out the death of each American with Covid who died. First he lives one death. A brief pause. Then suddenly he’s the next Covid patient dying. 90% of the deaths take a week.

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I especially enjoyed the mob-styled ‘veiled’ threat to Pfizer, right out the gate.

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He is a comedic genius, and he's also very, very good at other things, like acting, writing and the banjo.

Kiwiwriter's avatar

Being invincible is fun.

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Twitter said he'll get ordinary treatment, but like General Bonespurs says, "We'll see."

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I've said this before; T rump will have to live with this the rest of his miserable life. The election will NEVER be over for him.

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AMERICA HAS BEEN WITHOUT A PRESIDENT SINCE BIDEN GOT ELECTED ON NOVEMBER 3RD!!!

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So looking forward to whatever creature Donnie chooses as a rebound once Melania leaves him.

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And I am here for all of it.

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We'll need to work in the SDNY lawsuits and the E. Jean Carroll rape case, though.

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His military parade will be the one forcing him out of the White House.

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He worked in the magic shop at Disneyland when he was a kid.

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Which may be why he is also very good at magic.

Kiwiwriter's avatar

He'll get carried out by the troops twice:

First to leave the White House, second at his funeral.