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FUCKING DEAD ZONE

WHY DO WE STILL FUCKING HAVE THESE???????

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It really is just amazing listening to him explain RAMP IS SLIPPERRY from the rally. He tells his crowd of COVID breathing fanatics “there’s no way I was going to make it down without falling on my ass” and “should I wait for a couple of hours till I was rescued”

Next time PLEASE CHOOSE OPTION B. I want the fire department to be called

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I for one would love to see Trump draw a clock on live TV. And also string five words together coherently.

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Oh. My. God. I really can't believe it's come to this. He ACTUALLY BELIEVES that cognitive test was some kind of amazing achievement. I so long for him to take an actual IQ test live on camera. Can I challenge him to a game of Scrabble?

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That ad! Not a #whinybitch! Yes a million times over.

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Cause drawing a dick on a weather map wasn't proof of any cognitive ability.

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This is so clearly the behavior of someone in the throes of dementia. I bet his team is hyperventilating over his upcoming debates

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The orange douche bag couldn't pass a Rorschach Test.

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Still one of my favorite trump moments. He thought it was an IQ test, but it was a “you’ve come out of the anesthesia, are you ok to drive?” test.

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Operation Identify Camel must've been run by loyalist selecting as answer a word Trump most likely to shout out. Because, this is Trump. When he hears word "camel" he thinks two big melon-like humps on top and that thing with their toes down below.RHINO for rhinoceros was too big of an intellectual jump."Lyin" for lion would've required too much making-shit-up in reports than justified for purpose of the test.

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Omg I love the "we're not doctors" with that shot of the degenerate quack who probly writes Trump's Adderal scripts. Kudos, Lincoln Project!

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Or maybe Chutes and Ladders, or Candyland. Scrabble has no pictures. That just seems like a stretch.

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Tou fucking che 😂

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