We think Mary Trump may have been DOIN' IT 'RONG.
You've outdone yourself, Evan! Bravo!
I liked this one so much I gave some more $$.
Looks like she inspired Donald's hair style.
I'm actually curious about what the poor bumpkin was trying to say. Marinate? Digest? Any ideas?
Meglmania.
Some people condemn parents who suffer munchausen by proxy.
I assume Mary's turkey was always dry because no one wanted to baste it.
I get 2 pounds a year in an array of different strains. I try to use it up, but there is just so much. Smile
His speeches sound like rejected scripts for the "Pepperidge Farm Remembers" commercials.
This is what happens when you give someone a "word of the day" calendar, but they don't have enough attention span to read the definition part.
It could be fashioned after a dairy queen sundae.
Mary Trump had hair like my high school twin school mates back in the late '60's. They teased it so much, we thought mice might live in their domes. No implement would be able to penetrate, but maybe, that's where she gestated Dump and his siblings.
Donald Trump is what you get when his KKK Dad and puss-having Mom have indigestation.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Arthur Carlson
I think Donald was gestating in a turkey that Mary was cooking and at the end of 8 hours he popped out when she took it out of the oven.
It appears that Donnie got Mamma's hair in the will. Putting it to good use..
Obviously, Mary Trump found that gestating a turkey in the the old slow cooker gave her ample time to stop in at Dairy Queen and get her hair done.
You've outdone yourself, Evan! Bravo!
I liked this one so much I gave some more $$.
Looks like she inspired Donald's hair style.
I'm actually curious about what the poor bumpkin was trying to say. Marinate? Digest? Any ideas?
Meglmania.
Some people condemn parents who suffer munchausen by proxy.
I assume Mary's turkey was always dry because no one wanted to baste it.
I get 2 pounds a year in an array of different strains. I try to use it up, but there is just so much. Smile
His speeches sound like rejected scripts for the "Pepperidge Farm Remembers" commercials.
This is what happens when you give someone a "word of the day" calendar, but they don't have enough attention span to read the definition part.
It could be fashioned after a dairy queen sundae.
Mary Trump had hair like my high school twin school mates back in the late '60's. They teased it so much, we thought mice might live in their domes. No implement would be able to penetrate, but maybe, that's where she gestated Dump and his siblings.
Donald Trump is what you get when his KKK Dad and puss-having Mom have indigestation.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Arthur Carlson
I think Donald was gestating in a turkey that Mary was cooking and at the end of 8 hours he popped out when she took it out of the oven.
It appears that Donnie got Mamma's hair in the will. Putting it to good use..
Obviously, Mary Trump found that gestating a turkey in the the old slow cooker gave her ample time to stop in at Dairy Queen and get her hair done.