Presidential Bragging Rights

Yes, we will be liveblogging it. (MSNBC is carrying it -- finally found someone with lower ratings than Tucker.) As for the drinking game, we're so over drinking games. We're intodrinks. Hot on the heels of the Gitmojito , how we're getting through the speech tonight:

•The Car Bomb: A jigger of Jagermeister submerged in a glass of milk.

•The Last Throe: A sloe gin fizz garnished with barbed wire. Endless refills!

•The Red State: Everclear and Koolaid

•The Chenetini: Vodka and Lipitor

•The Fuzzy Exit Strategy: Three oz. Peach Schnapps, 3 oz. Orange juice, and we can't tell you the rest because that would only help the terrorists.

See you at eight.— WONKETTE