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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What did the President eat and when did he eat it?!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"And in this bean pot, you'll put the Agenda 21 Serum, and in the mild salsa, you'll put the False Flag Chemtrails"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I learned today that at least one Chipotle on the east coast has their lines move in the opposite direction than any Chipotle's I've been in around here on the west coast.

Here we start on the right side and move to the left. Maybe it's just a California thing, where we always move to the left.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Are those organic, locally sourced, free range, rainforest friendly, dolphin safe, compost grown, fair trade avocados picked by unionized workers with comprehensive health insurance coverage in that guacamole?"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Young Americans, young Americans, they were the YOUNG AMERICANS...

Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey you, There's a queue, Get over it.

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"...and put it on the public's tab!"

Lefty Mark's avatar

WWPD -- What Would Putin Do?

I mean, besides take off his shirt?

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Quick! Get Issa on the horn, we've got a hot one this time.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He probably didn't tip, either.