Press Release of the Day: NRCC

Congratulations to the National Republican Congressional Committee for sending us today's most amusing/depressing press release:

TROTSKY STUMPS FOR ANTHONY WEINER!

"VOTE DEMOCRAT," COMMANDS KREMLIN

ALGER HISS DISCOVERED WEARING LOUISE SLAUGHTER BUTTON

REP. RANGEL INTRODUCES CONTROVERSIAL BILL CALLING FOR STRANGLING OF LAST TSAR WITH ENTRAILS OF LAST CAPITALIST

Aw, we make fun, but youknowit'll be on Drudge in twenty minutes.