Presumably, Alex Radita's Parents Will Be Going To Jail
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Even Jesus hates these fucks We won't lie: this week is awful. Between the dead gorilla and Donald Trump's continued existence, we almost feel bad heaping more awfulness onto your weekend by providing updates on the Alex Radita story. If you feel that your constitution cannot handle hearing more details in what might be the most gruesome child neglect story we've ever covered, know that your patience will be rewarded at the end with a Children's Treasury of kittens dressed like tiny sailors. Their squishy fuzzy faces are about the only things that kept Yr Volpe from tearing his own hair out while writing this story, so allow us to pass their healing power off to you. It's more than Alex's parents ever did for him.
Presumably, Alex Radita's Parents Will Be Going To Jail
Presumably, Alex Radita's Parents Will Be…
Presumably, Alex Radita's Parents Will Be Going To Jail
Even Jesus hates these fucks We won't lie: this week is awful. Between the dead gorilla and Donald Trump's continued existence, we almost feel bad heaping more awfulness onto your weekend by providing updates on the Alex Radita story. If you feel that your constitution cannot handle hearing more details in what might be the most gruesome child neglect story we've ever covered, know that your patience will be rewarded at the end with a Children's Treasury of kittens dressed like tiny sailors. Their squishy fuzzy faces are about the only things that kept Yr Volpe from tearing his own hair out while writing this story, so allow us to pass their healing power off to you. It's more than Alex's parents ever did for him.