'Pretend It's Obama' Suggests Hilarious Lady As Rick Santorum Shoots at Target

Here is the funniest joke you will ever hear, falling from the nicotine-stained teeth of a southern belle: "Pretend it's Obama!" It's funny, you see, because Rick Santorum is shooting a gun! As her friends laugh and laugh at her witticism (which Santorum didn't hear, obvs, he is wearing headphones), she indulges in a few modest chuckles herself. (Santorum later said the remark was terrible and horrible and he was glad he didn't hear it. GLAD, HE SAID. Why is Rick Santorum racist against the Freedom of Speech of Southern white ladies?) Don't bother going to the Chuckle Hut tonight: all the haws you need are here. Laugh along with the Secret Service, right after the jump!

Remember the time that crazy lady with the rats nest hair told John McCain Obama was a Muslin, and the sickened look on McCain's face when he realized what he'd helped create? Wonder if that's what Santorum looked like too, when told about the woman's remark. Nah, he probably just looked all pouty and petulant. It's just his face , you know? Poor Petrus can't help it. Anyway, lady, you had something to say?

[ Towleroad ]