Pretend Rep. Leaves Hill, Nation Mourns

Now that the 109th Congress is finally over (having ended with a big, stabby bang ) we are forced to confront the sad fact that we'll never again see Make-Believe Congresswoman Shelley Sekula-Gibbs on C-Span, where she has made a little home for herself over this last month, babbling at odd hours to an empty chamber on topics ranging from abortions to the first lady of Azerbaijan.

We join the Houston Chronicle in remembering the good times (and they were all good times) we had with mean ol' Dracula Cunt .

While she will run again in 2008, not even Texas Republicans will ever allow her the nomination. Texas' 22nd district has lost a passionate, totally unbalanced voice.

 Sekula-Gibbs Has Much to Say [Chron.com]