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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He obviously likes to hear the sound of his own lever.

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jmhm's avatar

I felt sure that nice Mr. Adelson had mentioned them.

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jmhm's avatar

Ivana. He only wants to do Ivanka.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

I think of him just singing for peanuts and he doesn't care who's stuffing them in his mouth.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

The Republicans won't just need to hold their noses this year. They'll need to have their olfactory nerves surgically removed.

Is Stein still bothering underage girls, or has he gotten past that?

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georgiaburning's avatar

The conservatives look to be circling their wagons as they hold their noses. Supporting Trump may give them a chance to hold onto influence in the Repub party, whatever happens in November. But at quite a cost.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

He and Wolf Blitzer could do a monotone double act.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

How?I plan to watch, (with popcorn), from the sidelines.

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georgiaburning's avatar

If you are a repub, you're probably nose-deaf already. But the SCBA requirement is new this year

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hendenburg2's avatar

Ah yes... Ben Stein... Noted former host of "hit" (not really) reality show (I shit you not) "America's Most Smartest Model"

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Castrated bull Iiebellz!

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I'm going to go with a bracelet.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

When I first read the the header I thought that we were being asked to pretend he was smart, not that he was pretend smart.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Maybe his "charms" are actually bunga-bunga parties.

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jmhm's avatar

It works both ways. It's kind of neat.

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