Let's talk about the one of the stupidest lies Donald Trump has ever told! When Devin Nunes allegedly and unceremoniously leaked James Comey's memos to Fox News within 30 minutes of receiving them from DOJ, we didn't learn a whole lotta new stuff. It was mostly, "Hey look, Comey wasn't lyin' when he said Donald Trump tried to obstruct justice right to his face a whole lot!" But there was one funny thing, and it is that, as part of Donald Trump's obsession with "disproving" the PEE TAPE part of the Steele Dossier -- you know, because Melania needed reassurance, because Melania is not 100% certain her husband wouldn't enjoy going to Moscow and having a bunch of Russian sex workers perform a traditional Russian pee pee ceremony for him -- he told Comey MULTIPLE TIMES he wasn't even in Moscow long enough for a pee show, because he didn't stay overnight. (Russian pee shows are like Greek weddings, apparently. BIGLY LONG!)
Everybody knows the better pee hookers only come out at night. You might be able to get a 5 Ruble pee hooker at 9 AM, but the ones you really want pissing on the bed that the Muslim Kenyan Osama or Obama or whatever slept in cost more and only work after 8 PM
That’s the thing. With the FBI (or the SEC, for that matter), lying’s a felony even if you’re not under oath. It’s what they’re charging Flynn with. It’s part of what they charged Martha Stewart with.
So, how does this Pee Hooker Ceremony work? Did he screw the hookers before or after they pee the bed, or both or maybe neither because having two hookers pee on the bed was just Hair Fuhrer's childishly thinking that the act somehow degraded Obama?
If this is the stupid thing that brings down Trump I am going to be pissed!
Hands and penis are too big.
A Splash Mob. With pee.
Hell, a banana slug would be more "presidential" than the current pee-obsessed occupant of the White House.
But was his passport American? TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!
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See "In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning" by Frank Sinatra
No offense to Frank, but I prefer the Carly Simon version on the "Sleepless in Seattle" soundtrack.
Everybody knows the better pee hookers only come out at night. You might be able to get a 5 Ruble pee hooker at 9 AM, but the ones you really want pissing on the bed that the Muslim Kenyan Osama or Obama or whatever slept in cost more and only work after 8 PM
Philosopee
"Trump partied for a while and then took a private plane back to America in the wee hours."
More like the wee wee hours, amirite?
Where was Jimmy Carter though? Did he fail the Russian pee hooker test?
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Union rules are such a PITA.
That’s the thing. With the FBI (or the SEC, for that matter), lying’s a felony even if you’re not under oath. It’s what they’re charging Flynn with. It’s part of what they charged Martha Stewart with.
So, how does this Pee Hooker Ceremony work? Did he screw the hookers before or after they pee the bed, or both or maybe neither because having two hookers pee on the bed was just Hair Fuhrer's childishly thinking that the act somehow degraded Obama?