Everybody knows the better pee hookers only come out at night. You might be able to get a 5 Ruble pee hooker at 9 AM, but the ones you really want pissing on the bed that the Muslim Kenyan Osama or Obama or whatever slept in cost more and only work after 8 PM
That’s the thing. With the FBI (or the SEC, for that matter), lying’s a felony even if you’re not under oath. It’s what they’re charging Flynn with. It’s part of what they charged Martha Stewart with.
So, how does this Pee Hooker Ceremony work? Did he screw the hookers before or after they pee the bed, or both or maybe neither because having two hookers pee on the bed was just Hair Fuhrer's childishly thinking that the act somehow degraded Obama?
If this is the stupid thing that brings down Trump I am going to be pissed!
Hands and penis are too big.
A Splash Mob. With pee.
Hell, a banana slug would be more "presidential" than the current pee-obsessed occupant of the White House.
But was his passport American? TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!
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See "In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning" by Frank Sinatra
No offense to Frank, but I prefer the Carly Simon version on the "Sleepless in Seattle" soundtrack.
Everybody knows the better pee hookers only come out at night. You might be able to get a 5 Ruble pee hooker at 9 AM, but the ones you really want pissing on the bed that the Muslim Kenyan Osama or Obama or whatever slept in cost more and only work after 8 PM
Philosopee
"Trump partied for a while and then took a private plane back to America in the wee hours."
More like the wee wee hours, amirite?
Where was Jimmy Carter though? Did he fail the Russian pee hooker test?
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Union rules are such a PITA.
That’s the thing. With the FBI (or the SEC, for that matter), lying’s a felony even if you’re not under oath. It’s what they’re charging Flynn with. It’s part of what they charged Martha Stewart with.
So, how does this Pee Hooker Ceremony work? Did he screw the hookers before or after they pee the bed, or both or maybe neither because having two hookers pee on the bed was just Hair Fuhrer's childishly thinking that the act somehow degraded Obama?