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Chris Grrr's avatar

Judge, Jury, and Homeowner

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ahhh, but wait until you read the sex scenes. hot cha cha

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The Quirk's avatar

O, like Saint Nick ain't packin' heat.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Assume reindeer dead.

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diogenez's avatar

Also - I am very happy with the size of my penis.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

That draconian gun control legislation has been in the works since Inauguration Day, and it'll be reversing this President's actual track record of <i>expanding</i> gun rights Any Day Now.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Society will become more Polite. The cause of the current dearth of Politeness is a lack of guns.

Nothing about this reasoning could possibly be flawed.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Fuck all...I'm tired of being broke. I'm going to start writing Gun Porn. My first novel...a man kills an intruder and is strangely excited by it. After that he can only get hard if he fantasizes how he defended his home from an intruder. Soon, he can't get off on just the thinking of it so he buys expensive consumer goods and leaves his doors unlocked. Then that's not enough. He starts going to bars where he talks to young toughs about a house that would be so easy to knock off.

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diogenez's avatar

I live in a small town in NM where I assume that most of the residents are armed. I am not, but just let them assume the same of me.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Dear Playboy letters: My penis is small. Please give me an AR 15 for ChristMaus. Thanx in advance.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

HA HA very funny. As if you need shout a warning when you're standing your ground. And God won't help Santa because of gay marriage.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

your news goes up to 11.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<b>"Home Alone 9mm" </b> <i>Mary and Joseph picked the wrong house</i>

In theaters Dec 25. But you won't be. You'll be home guarding the tree, kept awake by coffee, adrenaline and amphetamines. Jesus can't save you.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Wow, since they started pushing those ads suggesting hoarding stuff, the time it takes for stores to run out of the stuff that they're telling people to exhaust stores' stocks of has dropped from 3 hours to 2. I guess the ads are "working", or at least "lying".

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