The not at all paranoid fellows at Prison Planet, previously known for very sane examinations of how Barack Obama is personally chopping up aborted babies for fun and profit, and also lots and lots of stuff about FEMA Camps, have a heartwarming holiday story
That draconian gun control legislation has been in the works since Inauguration Day, and it&#039;ll be reversing this President&#039;s actual track record of <i>expanding</i> gun rights Any Day Now.
Fuck all...I&#039;m tired of being broke. I&#039;m going to start writing Gun Porn. My first novel...a man kills an intruder and is strangely excited by it. After that he can only get hard if he fantasizes how he defended his home from an intruder. Soon, he can&#039;t get off on just the thinking of it so he buys expensive consumer goods and leaves his doors unlocked. Then that&#039;s not enough. He starts going to bars where he talks to young toughs about a house that would be so easy to knock off.
<b>&quot;Home Alone 9mm&quot; </b> <i>Mary and Joseph picked the wrong house</i>
In theaters Dec 25. But you won&#039;t be. You&#039;ll be home guarding the tree, kept awake by coffee, adrenaline and amphetamines. Jesus can&#039;t save you.
Wow, since they started pushing those ads suggesting hoarding stuff, the time it takes for stores to run out of the stuff that they&#039;re telling people to exhaust stores&#039; stocks of has dropped from 3 hours to 2. I guess the ads are &quot;working&quot;, or at least &quot;lying&quot;.
Judge, Jury, and Homeowner
Ahhh, but wait until you read the sex scenes. hot cha cha
O, like Saint Nick ain&#039;t packin&#039; heat.
Assume reindeer dead.
Also - I am very happy with the size of my penis.
That draconian gun control legislation has been in the works since Inauguration Day, and it&#039;ll be reversing this President&#039;s actual track record of <i>expanding</i> gun rights Any Day Now.
Society will become more Polite. The cause of the current dearth of Politeness is a lack of guns.
Nothing about this reasoning could possibly be flawed.
Fuck all...I&#039;m tired of being broke. I&#039;m going to start writing Gun Porn. My first novel...a man kills an intruder and is strangely excited by it. After that he can only get hard if he fantasizes how he defended his home from an intruder. Soon, he can&#039;t get off on just the thinking of it so he buys expensive consumer goods and leaves his doors unlocked. Then that&#039;s not enough. He starts going to bars where he talks to young toughs about a house that would be so easy to knock off.
I live in a small town in NM where I assume that most of the residents are armed. I am not, but just let them assume the same of me.
Dear Playboy letters: My penis is small. Please give me an AR 15 for ChristMaus. Thanx in advance.
HA HA very funny. As if you need shout a warning when you&#039;re standing your ground. And God won&#039;t help Santa because of gay marriage.
your news goes up to 11.
<b>&quot;Home Alone 9mm&quot; </b> <i>Mary and Joseph picked the wrong house</i>
In theaters Dec 25. But you won&#039;t be. You&#039;ll be home guarding the tree, kept awake by coffee, adrenaline and amphetamines. Jesus can&#039;t save you.
Wow, since they started pushing those ads suggesting hoarding stuff, the time it takes for stores to run out of the stuff that they&#039;re telling people to exhaust stores&#039; stocks of has dropped from 3 hours to 2. I guess the ads are &quot;working&quot;, or at least &quot;lying&quot;.