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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Should've been "Bum making next driveway," but he cain't spel too good.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cats in boxes tend to get all quantumy... you never know if they're alive or dead.

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chascates's avatar

'Hypocrisy Next Door' sign beside any American church.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just to make it extra offensive he hung the sign from his black lawn jockey.

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schmannity's avatar

With apologies to State Farm, Like a good neighbor, Teatard is there.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Why does he think they'd be making bombs in their driveway? Makes no sense!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Turn down your bigotry-detectors, liberals. This was a back-handed compliment. Bomb-making is a craft held in high regard by Real Americans™.

Last night there were rumblings outside that I assume were coming from Eglin AFB, where the MOAB (mother of all bombs) was tested. Bunker-busters, cluster-bombs, neutron bombs, f-bombs -- they're all just supersized Second Amendment treats.

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fuflans's avatar

dude, the sign should read "half breed muslin".

jeez. how hard is it to keep up with best slurs??

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I live next door to Lockheed. And I have the same sign in my yard! What a coincidence.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Why is this guy doing free advertising? He should make the next Timothy McVeigh get a bomb without any help.

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PsycWench's avatar

I let a muslim guy use my bathroom once. He didn't even have to shout Allah Akbar.

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