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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Has he had sex with a pig, though?

Parchment Scroll's avatar

That occurred to me literally two minutes after I hit "Post". Ah, well.

Seek's avatar

My best guess would be - Glug glug glug but I'm not fluent in any language that requires that your tongue be swallowed to aid in pronunciation.

Lamashtar's avatar

I know its anti-Clinton, but I kinda love that commercial. (Just, mute it)https://youtu.be/FECIYlo3KRY

Lamashtar's avatar

Oh, you read Boris Johnson's Telegraph article too? Where he complained that the Tories don't have a plan for Brexit, good thing he has one, too bad he scarpered already.. Guardian's Marina Hyde calls it: "That’s a bit like the drunk chauffeur and 15 French paparazzi demanding to know why the Queen is still at Balmoral."https://www.theguardian.com...

Serai 1's avatar

*yawn* Wingnut pussied out and left the mess for others to clean up. Film at eleven.

phoenix00's avatar

after they have their spot of tea

Logan Waltz's avatar

He wanted independence, he got it. Now morons are complaining that free people in a democracy voted for something that said morons disagree with. Wtf do you want him to do? Run for prime minister and win?

phoenix00's avatar

I'm app-mauled!

(ok that sucked)

KooPee's avatar

Best thing I've heard about this entire Brexit kerfufflehttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Successful businessman gets what he wants out of the government, then splits fast enough to leave a chemtrail before all the fuck-ups come home to roost. Sounds about right.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Reminds me of the science fiction novel where an advanced alien able to manipulate humans to the point that they are merely puppets has them lead a worker's rebellion for his own purposes. After they successfully overthrow the government, they look around and realize they have no idea what to do next.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"I leave you in the capable hands of Vice President Palin. And then Speaker Ryan.

Antifa Commander's avatar

So is "I want my life back" the traditional thing to say for English twits who have just fucked up a significant chunk of the Earth's surface?

Doug Langley's avatar

I thought it was a floor wax. Or maybe a dessert topping.

The Wanderer's avatar

Some are saying (I think it was the BBC) that the referendum had no legislative force, because the Commons hasn't invoked Article 50.It just gets weirder.