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Has he had sex with a pig, though?

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That occurred to me literally two minutes after I hit "Post". Ah, well.

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My best guess would be - Glug glug glug but I'm not fluent in any language that requires that your tongue be swallowed to aid in pronunciation.

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I know its anti-Clinton, but I kinda love that commercial. (Just, mute it)https://youtu.be/FECIYlo3KRY

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Oh, you read Boris Johnson's Telegraph article too? Where he complained that the Tories don't have a plan for Brexit, good thing he has one, too bad he scarpered already.. Guardian's Marina Hyde calls it: "That’s a bit like the drunk chauffeur and 15 French paparazzi demanding to know why the Queen is still at Balmoral."https://www.theguardian.com...

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*yawn* Wingnut pussied out and left the mess for others to clean up. Film at eleven.

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after they have their spot of tea

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He wanted independence, he got it. Now morons are complaining that free people in a democracy voted for something that said morons disagree with. Wtf do you want him to do? Run for prime minister and win?

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I'm app-mauled!

(ok that sucked)

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Best thing I've heard about this entire Brexit kerfufflehttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Successful businessman gets what he wants out of the government, then splits fast enough to leave a chemtrail before all the fuck-ups come home to roost. Sounds about right.

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Reminds me of the science fiction novel where an advanced alien able to manipulate humans to the point that they are merely puppets has them lead a worker's rebellion for his own purposes. After they successfully overthrow the government, they look around and realize they have no idea what to do next.

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"I leave you in the capable hands of Vice President Palin. And then Speaker Ryan.

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So is "I want my life back" the traditional thing to say for English twits who have just fucked up a significant chunk of the Earth's surface?

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I thought it was a floor wax. Or maybe a dessert topping.

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Some are saying (I think it was the BBC) that the referendum had no legislative force, because the Commons hasn't invoked Article 50.It just gets weirder.

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