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Since they're pretty thoroughly abusing the vocabulary, I surmise that the intent is to convey the concept "See, we smart too!", in which case the comprehension of individual words is of negligible importance.

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Yeah, but those teabagger infringements are so credulous, they'll believe anything they're told. I'm guessing the ad will run on Faux, for added credulity.

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This whole story is bullshit. There is nobody in Providence named Rebecca.

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Or how about an episiotomy...with the father in the background saying, "hey doc, can you sew that up tighter?"

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Very noble...but you're assuming these people give a fuck about "babies" after they're born.

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Perhaps Wonkette should set up the Alexander Stephens Institute, to promote racial equality.

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i'm attempting to listen to teri gross interview jeremy skahill on drone strikes in yemen while reading this and i am having serious cognitive dissidence.

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That's fine and all, but can I prepay for my abortions to get a discount? Maybe Costco will open up a bulk clinic to compete with the Abortionplex.

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Exactly! Take credit after it. You should have heard me praying to the FSM Saturday on behalf of Manchester City, boy did that pay off! <a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/arti..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/340438/20120513/m...">http://www.ibtimes.com/arti...

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Little known fact, the black ones come out quite pale and whitish, makes for hilarious jokes the first couple weeks.

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I'm not convinced that all those 247 people are whole. I'm pretty sure most are missing at least half a brain, for example.

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<i>"Three Babies Saved!”</i>

Other ways to save the babies -- born and unborn -- without using grotesque photographs: - fewer guns - safe, inspected food - prenatal care - car seats/seatbelts - affordable day care

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(golf clap)

Choice is Slavery.

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I so want that on a t-shirt...

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Are you sure he didn't become the worst quarterback in the NFL at any point?

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So we have abortions AND the Macintosh now! Sweet!!!

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