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bobbert's avatar

Since they're pretty thoroughly abusing the vocabulary, I surmise that the intent is to convey the concept "See, we smart too!", in which case the comprehension of individual words is of negligible importance.

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Yeah, but those teabagger infringements are so credulous, they'll believe anything they're told. I'm guessing the ad will run on Faux, for added credulity.

Spurning Beer's avatar

This whole story is bullshit. There is nobody in Providence named Rebecca.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or how about an episiotomy...with the father in the background saying, "hey doc, can you sew that up tighter?"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Very noble...but you're assuming these people give a fuck about "babies" after they're born.

PubOption's avatar

Perhaps Wonkette should set up the Alexander Stephens Institute, to promote racial equality.

fuflans's avatar

i'm attempting to listen to teri gross interview jeremy skahill on drone strikes in yemen while reading this and i am having serious cognitive dissidence.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That's fine and all, but can I prepay for my abortions to get a discount? Maybe Costco will open up a bulk clinic to compete with the Abortionplex.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Exactly! Take credit after it. You should have heard me praying to the FSM Saturday on behalf of Manchester City, boy did that pay off! <a href="http://www.ibtimes.com/arti..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/340438/20120513/m...">http://www.ibtimes.com/arti...

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Little known fact, the black ones come out quite pale and whitish, makes for hilarious jokes the first couple weeks.

SullivanSt's avatar

I'm not convinced that all those 247 people are whole. I'm pretty sure most are missing at least half a brain, for example.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Three Babies Saved!”</i>

Other ways to save the babies -- born and unborn -- without using grotesque photographs: - fewer guns - safe, inspected food - prenatal care - car seats/seatbelts - affordable day care

Chris Grrr's avatar

(golf clap)

Choice is Slavery.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I so want that on a t-shirt...

SullivanSt's avatar

Are you sure he didn't become the worst quarterback in the NFL at any point?

chascates's avatar

So we have abortions AND the Macintosh now! Sweet!!!