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WWJD about healthcare? Turns out J stayed on his father's healthcare plan so never had to worry about cost. Not that it mattered. He was never sick a day in his life.

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I must say, they do represent my, er, district rather well.

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We call <i>ourselves</i> Massholes, and do it with pride. It's considered an art form.

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He was in the woods.

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What Would Jethro Do?

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Typo. He meant to write "Demoncrat."

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I always thought that was mostly for their driving, er, "skills".

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I think they would be politely embarassed but take several weeks to have it removed from the wall.

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Since when is Concord, NH a "large urban area" ? You have to drive all the way to Manchester for that. follow with rimshot sound effect.

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Nah, it's not King James English, which I am told is the only kind he speaketh.

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Shout out to Mack's Apples in Londonderry ! Also, too, New Hampshire has a history of trying to block college students from voting if they were not registered voters in the town where their college is located.

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You beat me to it!

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Obviously a false flag operation.

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He can rub the remaining Goo Gone on his face.

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Yes, it's Yahweh or the highway...

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It's really very simple, in Massachusetts, there is only one driving rule: the cheapest car has the right of way.

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