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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Umm, maybe you should change it back to “unavailable.” I may have bursted an aneurysm.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

and she is head clown - i'd love to see her brief to the writers of that ad tho - what even was her target demographic? mysanthropists?

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Well,her primary assets do appear to be on view.

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willi0000000's avatar

any number from one to all-of-them.

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Tosca's avatar

She's shooting beer bottles in the middle of the desert. Anyone wanna bet whether they cleaned up the broken glass?

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Tsewang58's avatar

What a fukkin country we live in. "What are your policy proposals?" "Guns".

Dickwads.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Although she is not very open about it, she appears to be a Scientologist:https://tonyortega.org/2018...

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Tsewang58's avatar

She was a part of that?

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

Why lady keel beerz? She no like beerz? How she gonna make Kegs happy?

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

He's probably behind the camera, after all someone had to take the picture and no professional war photographers were available for that shoot.

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ReversePolarity's avatar

I approve this message.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Well played !!1!!

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RMS's avatar

their so-called "AI" is pathetic, I see lots of the same weirdness, or they recommend a video I last watched two years ago. AI is just an algorithm in a poorly tailored leather teddy.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

Which is weird, since they have some scarily good AIs deployed in the Googleplex.

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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

These people have literally been photoshopped in. Look at the head of the baby on the left; it's literally bigger than Fiore's.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So fuck on off, OK?

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