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This is <i>just like</i> all you tyrannical pro-government Tax And Spend Liebruls, spreading your lies about how government does stuff. Next week it'll be all "Barack Hitlersein Obamanation was elected by live voters" and "ACORN was defunded years ago, let it go already." Well, I am ONTO YOUR PLAN TO DESTROY UHMERCIA. Nothing gets by my scrutiny, for Newsmax and the Wise National Defender are <b>on it.</b>

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty, freedom isn't free, my VA check better be in the mail, etc. etc. heil Trump.

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And a fair market in employment, housing, and higher education.

Good thing they're holding back the barbarian tides of people they made sure to lock out of even marginal jobs by setting a floor so low even food stamps don't quite make ends meet. Sure wouldn't want labor to get ahead, 'cause man, those Nineteen-Fifties and -Sixties were pure Hell.

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Victory laps are so cool, as long as the burn outs dont burn down the country.So go ahead Mr Prezeedint and spin your tires some we dont mind

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All that practice, wasted.

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I try to shout "OW!" or "Fuck ,that HURT!" at the offending creature to see what reaction I get from it or others near by.

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personally, I found the idea of a bunch of drunken buffoons partying and high fiving each other on Capitol Hill because they just shut down the US government to be far more unnecessary and nauseating

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especially that- I can't even stand the innocuous tweets, let alone wingnut sulking ones

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DOK! How could you have missed the <a href="http:\/\/www.wnd.com\/2013\/10\/bombshell-white-house-planned-shutdown\/" target="_blank">Wing Nut Daily</a> analysis of this?

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or BS in her case

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that's why he got fired

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You know Barak oDORKma knows a few words of Elvish.

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I <em>finally</em> understand what Reverse Racism is...

THANK YOU!

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Oddly, I think that even loose potato chip crumbs spilled on the table trump the Trump Card.

Or at least they should...

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<i>"Barack Q. Obama"</i>

The Q stands for Quixote ... just kidding! It stands for Quran. Or Queer. Or Quenyan.

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Ricky Bobby?

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Awww...do their pussies hurt, too?

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