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Ooh shiny.

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Jeeze, It's been 3 years since Ken gave over Wonkette to Rebecca. We need a nostalgic anniversary issue.

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God, I hate admitting it, but I'll watch Coulter for 30 seconds just to admire her legs. But then one quickly realizes where the leg bones are connected with the none to revelatory moment that her intellect resides in her adams apple.

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Are you saying that she's a)transgender and b)any intelligence she has would then only be because she was born male? Great joke. I'm sure she'd love it (or if not her, maybe shop it around to O'Reilly)!

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Nah, didn't think any of that. But I do wonder this: Does she shut up at all while making love to her gentleman friend? Or, when he drops his drawers in a fit of sexual cupidity at the sight of those 8 mile long legs, does Miss Ann yell while pointing: Straw Man! Straw Man! To which he whimpers, oh, Annie, false equivalency, spank me, I'm such a liberal!

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Regarding rule #2, is "in a dirty bed" an acceptable variation of "lonely and alone" ?

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He's going to regret bringing up Trump's man-parts:

http://gawker.com/donald-tr...

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I was in the War with a Bubba...a big boy....I'm 6' ...white guy from Alabama that played semipro football for the air force......I wouldn't dare call him anything else

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Nope. Republicans are well-established assholes, protected by the very first rule.

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I wonder if the purposefully broad range of allowed "non-comments" is tending more toward the celebrated "nasty" than might be best, in the face of ever more polarizing current events. Not advocating censorship, blah blah blah. And not saying some of us non-commenters aren't idjuts sometimes/often (myself included). But for less confrontational folks, discussions in which non-commenters 'eat their own' can be a tad off-putting.

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Fart!

Sorry I said a bad word :(

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7. No Pooftas!!

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It is good to come here and read these on occasion.

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There actually IS a Rule 6 but "they" don't want you to know.

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Why don't you allow comments on these pigfucking rools?

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A few days ago someone posted a photo which included some female nudity. I am personally a big fan of nudity, but for people looking at wonkette at work ("I'm on my break!") that may be troublesome.

May I suggest Rule 7: Do not post NSFW stuff.

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