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It's the only way he could have held on to his job for so long.

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No, but she is the attorney who managed to get a reduced sentence (in JUVENILE jail) for Cristian Fernandez, the 12-year-old this harridan wanted to throw into adult prison for the rest of his life. She's Republican, but a reform candidate, so... one step at a time. This is REALLY GOOD.

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More like Yvonne de Carlo, I'd say.

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American juvenile jurisprudence baffles me. On the one hand, 12 year olds are not considered competent to consent to sex. On the other hand, let's prosecute them as adults and make them do adult time.

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She used to work for the IRS, so she could be Secretary of Tithing.

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FBI Director.

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Or before Palin quits.

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Years ago, and I do mean years ago, as in 57 years ago, Mad magazine ran a parody of Perry Mason in which Hamilton Burger won because the case was not tried on a Saturday night.

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I would like to not associate myself with any remark.

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There's something ineffably sweet about one of the defense attorneys for that poor, possibly railroaded 12-year-old booting that jerkass bully out of office.

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Bikini?

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Only if he's married to Fanny.

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I don't think that he is smart enough to embarrass anybody, he should send his wife to the meeting instead, that woman is scary. Did he ever remember the name of his three favorite books?

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Well, congratulations, Florida; and good fucking riddance!

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Only if his name is something like "Cristian Fernandez," you see. If his name is something like "Brock Turner," it's very, very different.

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