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“It was never intended to protect Latinos from Latinos,” Bell said. “It was designed to protect them from high-crime areas.”

No, actually, it was designed to protect victims of domestic violence - that has absolutely nothing to do with whether an area is high crime or not. Rich assholes beat their partners as much as poor assholes do.

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"high-crime areas": that's dogwhistle for The Negro, right?

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"It is blatant ethnic discrimination that USCIS and federal civil rights officials should have condemned in the strongest terms."

Yeah, yeah… ShouldaWouldaCoulda. Something something Free Market, sincerely held religious belief. Fuck off.

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Yo, Bell Boy. If you live in a house with a person who may assault on any given day, you live in a high crime area. This bill was exactly designed to protect people like her.

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Shorter Bell: "I'm too lazy to do my job."

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Gotta trust me on this: the law specifically drafted to protect those people was never intended to protect those people from those people.

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"I'm too racist for my job. Too racist for my job. So racist it hurts." - Lyrics from Bell's new single

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It will be interesting to see how quickly DA Bell explains "what he actually meant"...

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Is it just me, or is the Wonkette stuffed extra-full of assholes today?

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See also: "I'm a political appointee."

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You'd think the nightly "oil change" would have cleared out a few of the assholes.

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Relax people, he is just exercising his deeply held religious conviction racial prejudice that brown people should be beaten.

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Some Lives Are More Equal Than Others.

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Attorney Bell seems way over on the short left side of the Bell Curve.

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Hateful schmuck abuses his position to do what?Everybody drink.

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