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Did the AUSA Graduate from Cooley Cum Lauded?

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Does he like Gladiator Movies?

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'Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Jimmy?'

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I thought about that one, but didn't know if Dok had the safety engaged on Mohijir the Banhammer of Loving Correction for the night, so I wimped out

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"...30 days in the hole ..." plus a bunch of years in the Big House for trying to railroad those folks into prison,,, and pay a big civil fine, and the defendants' legal expenses, and substantial punitive damages.They should probably also remove her ovaries for the safety of our posterity.

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That's what I'm wondering: Can the judge go all "Um, not only did you tell the jury to ignore my instructions, you purposely hid evidence...I'm not quite sure you're cut out for lawyering" on her?

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Nope. Shan't. ;-)

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Ye gods, jamie's an ugly twunt.

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I always went MAD over Fonebone as a juvenile Member.

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It's somewhat more than infuriating that the prosecutors are saying the 1st Amendment is nothing to be concerned about here, while the admin is hellbent on trampling all over it.

Motherfuckers.

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If these fifth string bench warmers hadn't been assigned to this they would have been doing their usual job of screwing up federal cases against corporate white collar criminals or the Bundy clan.

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I see you've lived with my old roomies.

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Unelected tyrants are legislating from the bench! How DARE they act as though American citizens have rights??

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Another one that needs to be found by an aggrieved and unlubed dildo of consequences.

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The bigger issue is this.Dismissed charges or not, that isn't going to do anything for the time and money among other things those charged lost during all of this.Which IMO was the bigger point made by the powers that be.Protest and we'll come up with bullshit charges to ruin your lives.

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Quispus et Quakeum

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