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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Did the AUSA Graduate from Cooley Cum Lauded?

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Does he like Gladiator Movies?

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Darth Trad's avatar

'Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Jimmy?'

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I thought about that one, but didn't know if Dok had the safety engaged on Mohijir the Banhammer of Loving Correction for the night, so I wimped out

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Charles Wolf's avatar

"...30 days in the hole ..." plus a bunch of years in the Big House for trying to railroad those folks into prison,,, and pay a big civil fine, and the defendants' legal expenses, and substantial punitive damages.They should probably also remove her ovaries for the safety of our posterity.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

That's what I'm wondering: Can the judge go all "Um, not only did you tell the jury to ignore my instructions, you purposely hid evidence...I'm not quite sure you're cut out for lawyering" on her?

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"M"'s avatar

Nope. Shan't. ;-)

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kareemachan's avatar

Ye gods, jamie's an ugly twunt.

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Rank Member's avatar

I always went MAD over Fonebone as a juvenile Member.

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shivaskeeper's avatar

It's somewhat more than infuriating that the prosecutors are saying the 1st Amendment is nothing to be concerned about here, while the admin is hellbent on trampling all over it.

Motherfuckers.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

If these fifth string bench warmers hadn't been assigned to this they would have been doing their usual job of screwing up federal cases against corporate white collar criminals or the Bundy clan.

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

I see you've lived with my old roomies.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Unelected tyrants are legislating from the bench! How DARE they act as though American citizens have rights??

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Another one that needs to be found by an aggrieved and unlubed dildo of consequences.

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Ninja0980's avatar

The bigger issue is this.Dismissed charges or not, that isn't going to do anything for the time and money among other things those charged lost during all of this.Which IMO was the bigger point made by the powers that be.Protest and we'll come up with bullshit charges to ruin your lives.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Quispus et Quakeum

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