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Spurning Beer's avatar

"Oh Lord bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If I were inclined to pray, I think I'd do it discreetly, in a manner befitting the intimate nature of the transaction. But hey, I'm that way with my cell phone conversations too. What ya gonna do....

fuflans's avatar

where did this part of my country come from?

i don't like it.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=LvrcdQWzH-8&amp\;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">This</a> is just for you, hockeymom. Please don't tell the wonketteers that I posted such a pussyfied video.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I never did understand the need to pray in public, though. I don't care what religion it is. Are we communing with God or are we putting on a show?

PsycWench's avatar

Jesus wept. And we can see why.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

this why there are atheists.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

WHERE'S OUR CUTE PUPPY LINK JACK?

Mahousu's avatar

<i>... mocking him for drinking Starbucks coffee ...</i>

The Folgers Fanatics are getting a little out of hand.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

One of the guys on Team Jesus carries an Israeli flag. Is that awesome or what?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m not a violent person but if I witnessed that scene I’m not sure I could keep my cool. Disgusting.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Not shown was the kind, loving way the Christians began converting this Muslin to the true faith. It was when he failed to respond favorably that the shouting and the intimidation was needed. If that doesn't work it will be torture followed by some form of horrific execution, because they love him.