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It'll be on Ahnold's tax returns -- unless he ducked the nanny tax. (Not that a Republican would ever dodge taxes or anything.)

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Does this mean that Maria didn't buy the time-traveling alter-ego alternative-time-line excuse?

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

As I laugh aloud, a little voice in my head tells me I'm going to hell for it.

The Quirk's avatar

I wondered why he stopped pumping iron; now I know he was pumping the help.

The Quirk's avatar

An illegal that crosses the border in a tank.

The Quirk's avatar

I thought that was Leona Helmsley.

The Quirk's avatar

Probably the maid's line of reasoning as well.

Fartknocker's avatar

My gorgeous wife and I were watching this event on the teevee last night. She told me "Honey, if you ever did that to me I would kill you." Being a good husband I told her "Babe, I can assure you that I will never, ever run for Governor of California."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yeah, well...to be fair:

<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/307666\/larry-craig-wants-to-share-his-super-tuber-with-you" target="_blank">Super Tubers.</a>

Spurning Beer's avatar

I'm still the same old shmendrick, Owl. Just think of the dreads as full-head payes.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Ahnold to the houskeeper: "Ahn your bahck!"

Also, I wonder how many Kennedy bastards are knocking about. They must be strewn about New England and Washington like confetti after New Year's.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Thanks, LB. Expect a lot of Marcus Garvey references in future comments.