Ten years ago, the Culture of Life was going strong. How do we know this? Arnold Schwarzenegger got one of his maids pregnant a decade ago, and she went through with it, having the kid and pretending her husband was the father. Yay! We're so happy for that maid! Wasn't it great that she Chose Life? She will now get to team up with Bristol Palin (assuming she's not one of those Messicans and can speak English or whatever it is those Palins communicate in) and parade the kid across the country as it TERMINATES teen abortion with all the strength of a grandchild of a Nazi. None of those Kennedy broads-on-the-side ever had a baby, right? That's how you know Arnold is a Republican. And all of this is why his wife left him. [
My gorgeous wife and I were watching this event on the teevee last night. She told me "Honey, if you ever did that to me I would kill you." Being a good husband I told her "Babe, I can assure you that I will never, ever run for Governor of California."
Ahnold to the houskeeper: "Ahn your bahck!"
Also, I wonder how many Kennedy bastards are knocking about. They must be strewn about New England and Washington like confetti after New Year's.
You forgot to say "please."
But he's Austrian. Oh, wait...
It'll be on Ahnold's tax returns -- unless he ducked the nanny tax. (Not that a Republican would ever dodge taxes or anything.)
You're doing it wrong.
Does this mean that Maria didn't buy the time-traveling alter-ego alternative-time-line excuse?
As I laugh aloud, a little voice in my head tells me I'm going to hell for it.
I wondered why he stopped pumping iron; now I know he was pumping the help.
An illegal that crosses the border in a tank.
I thought that was Leona Helmsley.
Probably the maid's line of reasoning as well.
My gorgeous wife and I were watching this event on the teevee last night. She told me "Honey, if you ever did that to me I would kill you." Being a good husband I told her "Babe, I can assure you that I will never, ever run for Governor of California."
Yeah, well...to be fair:
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/307666\/larry-craig-wants-to-share-his-super-tuber-with-you" target="_blank">Super Tubers.</a>
DAH CHOPPAHS!
I&#039;m still the same old shmendrick, Owl. Just think of the dreads as full-head payes.
Ahnold to the houskeeper: &quot;Ahn your bahck!&quot;
Also, I wonder how many Kennedy bastards are knocking about. They must be strewn about New England and Washington like confetti after New Year&#039;s.
Thanks, LB. Expect a lot of Marcus Garvey references in future comments.