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The Quirk's avatar

WTF happened to Ms Muffet?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"PSA: No, Men, You Cannot Rape A Child Even If She Is Hot And Slutty And Only Says No Twice"

I don't understand.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

NERD TR**GER ALERT! Quite "literally," you non-consentually screwed the pooch.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe we should hire you to fix Wonkville

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

better than Michael Kenyon

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bobbert's avatar

Well, you have to admit that the CO showed good judgment in deciding to rape a child in Louisiana, rather than committing graffiti in Miami.

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schmannity's avatar

Maybe Bobby Jindal needs to perform an exorcism.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Thank you, Wonkette, for the steady stream of posts about <strike>people</strike> bipedal shit-stains I can rightfully feel superior to. Today has done wonders for my self esteem.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...geez, all these federal laws infringing on my right to be a <strong>UTTER PIECE OF SHYT</strong>!!!!! I wish they would go away(like AYn Rand intended) so that the state could completely not give a rats fukk!!!

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PsycWench's avatar

"nonconsensual sex" is still better than the term from a few years ago, "Surprise sex".

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It's a simple concept - BASIC level

10 IF woman>18 AND 20 IF "consent"="yes" 30 THEN sexytime 40 IF 20 ="no" 50 STOP and GOTO your bunk

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PsycWench's avatar

Maybe I'm dumb or something, but I thought guys LIKED having an enthusiastically engaged adult partner...

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