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SullivanSt's avatar

She's to the left of Ben Nelson, but does still like to kick the President in the nuts regularly for no other reason than to be able to say she did.

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Yeah, I liked that one. Runner up was "You know what else your father did? Released 12 years of tax returns."

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I truly hope that Elizabeth Warren titles her first Senate bill <b>HR1</b><i>Corsi Is a Thief and Teatard and Is About to Feel Buttsex from From the IRS CID </i>. This is a favorite wish in my house.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Let's take a moment to shit on the disgusting state of texas for executing a man with an IQ of 61.</i>

In Texas, a "jury of your peers" is not necessarily a good thing.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dots are random; the GOP supplies the numbers.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Imma gonna pretend you didn't see the alt-text up there.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"I want to talk about some of the stranger articles I've written recently for WND.com"</i>

I snortled.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Best comment: "So there is such a thing as a free lunch... if your name is Romney."

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102415's avatar

Top it with some cologne FTW.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Sauron, who was an unrepentant socialist who wanted nothing but healthcare</blockquote>

I guess Sauron must've won in the end then, because the NHS.

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Poe's law not restricted to the internets.

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Indeed, and while they were often <em>very</em> fucky, they were rarely at all chummy.

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That'd be S.1, and she'd have to have something really damaging on Harry Reid to get him to give it up.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ah yes ... the ring worn in public, to commemorate the secret wedding. These teabagging cretins have permanently pegged the stupid-meter, which goes all the way to 11.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Have you ever known a straight dog named "Bo"? Right. There's your proof.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Needz moar psychotic Arizona sherrifs, investigating on the taxpayers' dime.

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