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She's to the left of Ben Nelson, but does still like to kick the President in the nuts regularly for no other reason than to be able to say she did.

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Yeah, I liked that one. Runner up was "You know what else your father did? Released 12 years of tax returns."

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I truly hope that Elizabeth Warren titles her first Senate bill <b>HR1</b><i>Corsi Is a Thief and Teatard and Is About to Feel Buttsex from From the IRS CID </i>. This is a favorite wish in my house.

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<i>Let's take a moment to shit on the disgusting state of texas for executing a man with an IQ of 61.</i>

In Texas, a "jury of your peers" is not necessarily a good thing.

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Imma gonna pretend you didn't see the alt-text up there.

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<i>"I want to talk about some of the stranger articles I've written recently for WND.com"</i>

I snortled.

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Best comment: "So there is such a thing as a free lunch... if your name is Romney."

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Top it with some cologne FTW.

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<blockquote>Sauron, who was an unrepentant socialist who wanted nothing but healthcare</blockquote>

I guess Sauron must've won in the end then, because the NHS.

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Poe's law not restricted to the internets.

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Indeed, and while they were often <em>very</em> fucky, they were rarely at all chummy.

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That'd be S.1, and she'd have to have something really damaging on Harry Reid to get him to give it up.

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Ah yes ... the ring worn in public, to commemorate the secret wedding. These teabagging cretins have permanently pegged the stupid-meter, which goes all the way to 11.

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Have you ever known a straight dog named "Bo"? Right. There's your proof.

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Needz moar psychotic Arizona sherrifs, investigating on the taxpayers' dime.

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