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Sherry's avatar

I believe it's "hold my pint". You're welcome.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Of course in JimmyScottland (a part, for now, of the United Kingston) they had the St. Andrews Sisters.

Cock Blockula's avatar

Much better punchline! Thanks!

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

The Puerto Ricans don't want to become a state.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If there is I can't spot it. Guess it will remain a mystery.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Puerto Rico: NO MORE CORRUPTION! ROSSELLO OUT!US: Help, scary brown women!

anotherangle01's avatar

That's what impeachment and a legislative trial is all about, removal from office. In this case, too slow of a process.

rtpoeman's avatar

Any chance we can get this many people to occupy a mile or so of Pennsylvania Avenue for a similar purpose?

Leftflank's avatar

These people have had it rough and yet they have the inner spirit to come out and fight for what they want and deserve and against corruption.That's about as American as it gets.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

... porque allΓ­ se habla espaΓ±ol.

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Shorter Rossello; "I'm staying here and continue looting the fuck out of this place until you peons get around to throw me out, and then I'm jumping on a private plane and leaving you suckers with the bill, hahahaha fuck you!'

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

They should be a state. But I can't blame them for not wanting to be, given how they've been treated.

They should throw this fucker and his cronies out, and then nationalize the tourist industry there. Every citizen of PR is invested, and gets a return.

Leftflank's avatar

I believe he's quitting today. The protesters and that Shephard Smith interview sealed his fate.

Lily412's avatar

Steve Carell + concave mirror.

Lily412's avatar

Not Shep, though. He's the only one on Fox news with any semblance of journalistic integrity.

Sherry's avatar

Man that guy never even broke a sweat! Isn't there some way he can be censured or forcibly removed from office?