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I believe it's "hold my pint". You're welcome.

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Of course in JimmyScottland (a part, for now, of the United Kingston) they had the St. Andrews Sisters.

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Much better punchline! Thanks!

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The Puerto Ricans don't want to become a state.

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If there is I can't spot it. Guess it will remain a mystery.

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Puerto Rico: NO MORE CORRUPTION! ROSSELLO OUT!US: Help, scary brown women!

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That's what impeachment and a legislative trial is all about, removal from office. In this case, too slow of a process.

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Any chance we can get this many people to occupy a mile or so of Pennsylvania Avenue for a similar purpose?

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These people have had it rough and yet they have the inner spirit to come out and fight for what they want and deserve and against corruption.That's about as American as it gets.

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... porque allí se habla español.

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Shorter Rossello; "I'm staying here and continue looting the fuck out of this place until you peons get around to throw me out, and then I'm jumping on a private plane and leaving you suckers with the bill, hahahaha fuck you!'

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They should be a state. But I can't blame them for not wanting to be, given how they've been treated.

They should throw this fucker and his cronies out, and then nationalize the tourist industry there. Every citizen of PR is invested, and gets a return.

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I believe he's quitting today. The protesters and that Shephard Smith interview sealed his fate.

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Steve Carell + concave mirror.

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Not Shep, though. He's the only one on Fox news with any semblance of journalistic integrity.

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Man that guy never even broke a sweat! Isn't there some way he can be censured or forcibly removed from office?

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