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Iam Reading's avatar

Nope, I can't do it or I'll break the rules. I got nothing

bardgal's avatar

I'm a full on pacifist, and have NEVER EVER even remotely entertained the smallest thought of actually torturing anyone or anything..... until this GIANT BAG OF DICKS came along and smirked. Oh Brave New World, that has such PEOPLE in it.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He's a lock for the Republican Vice-Presidential nomination.

Erick the Kracker's avatar

Such a charming little scamp. The Feds just doubled his prosecuting team.

Canyonlobo's avatar

I wonder how long this jackasses smug smile will last when he meets his roomie in prison - a 280 pound "husband". Smile on Mr. Frat boy.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I thought I could get around the usual roommate bubba joke and even that strategy doesn't work. So I, too, have nothing beyond his coming self-destruction, which he will do to himself and which he is wishing on himself, not me.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That would only feed his ego.

aliceblue's avatar

Shkreli and Chafftz both in the same room? I think that I'd be frozen in place trying to decide who to punch first.

soaboutthat's avatar

Wow, this snotnosed author is completely clueless to how the world, business, and the pharma industry actually work, pretty much like everyone complaining about this.

Lala's avatar

No, no one is clueless about how the pharma business actually works, and we all agree that it's broken. Shkreli simply made sure that everyone in the U.S. knows just how broken it is, and pissed off Congress enough that they'll be far more likely to pass a few laws about generics and price controls.

Even the GOPers are angry about it! And they love screwing over the less fortunate! ;)

Thanks for playing!

sw19womble's avatar

Is that a backhanded compliment?

sw19womble's avatar

People say I sound like Flufflepuff when I talk.

Ivegotblistersonmefingers!'s avatar

Three words - MASSIVE BOTOX INJECTION.

bobbert's avatar

For a very relaxed value of "good guy".

Left Coast Tom's avatar

I think any reporting on Shkreli should prominently identify him as "Jim Cramer's Former Intern".