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Nope, I can't do it or I'll break the rules. I got nothing

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I'm a full on pacifist, and have NEVER EVER even remotely entertained the smallest thought of actually torturing anyone or anything..... until this GIANT BAG OF DICKS came along and smirked. Oh Brave New World, that has such PEOPLE in it.

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He's a lock for the Republican Vice-Presidential nomination.

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Such a charming little scamp. The Feds just doubled his prosecuting team.

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I wonder how long this jackasses smug smile will last when he meets his roomie in prison - a 280 pound "husband". Smile on Mr. Frat boy.

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I thought I could get around the usual roommate bubba joke and even that strategy doesn't work. So I, too, have nothing beyond his coming self-destruction, which he will do to himself and which he is wishing on himself, not me.

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That would only feed his ego.

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Shkreli and Chafftz both in the same room? I think that I'd be frozen in place trying to decide who to punch first.

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Wow, this snotnosed author is completely clueless to how the world, business, and the pharma industry actually work, pretty much like everyone complaining about this.

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No, no one is clueless about how the pharma business actually works, and we all agree that it's broken. Shkreli simply made sure that everyone in the U.S. knows just how broken it is, and pissed off Congress enough that they'll be far more likely to pass a few laws about generics and price controls.

Even the GOPers are angry about it! And they love screwing over the less fortunate! ;)

Thanks for playing!

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Is that a backhanded compliment?

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People say I sound like Flufflepuff when I talk.

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Three words - MASSIVE BOTOX INJECTION.

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For a very relaxed value of "good guy".

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I think any reporting on Shkreli should prominently identify him as "Jim Cramer's Former Intern".

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