Puppymilling Is Patriotic

• Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher speaks out like MLK against the most crushingly anti-constitooshun special interest group in America, The Humane Society. [ Breitbart ]

• The Gaza strip is like Disneyland for Mohammed and friends, but only when Israel is operating the rides. [ BareNakedIslam ]

• America’s only hope is to return to the golden age of foodstuffs, the early 1900’s, when Laissez-Faire capitalism elegantly regulated the food industry and cholera and typhoid were common food-borne illnesses enjoyed by people of all ages. [ InfoWars ]

• Rhodes Scholar and Nobel Prize winner Ted Nugent is SO TIRED of those liberal “Fedzillacrats.” [ Washington Times ]

• Obama’s welfare-queen aunt loves smacking her nephew’s bottom, even if HE NEVER CALLS. [ TheBlaze ]