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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

We are making a non-cooked version of sort of thing tonight, but maybe this very one next year? or for New Year's Day, perhaps?

But in any case, I'd add one of our ingredients to this dish: freshly grated ginger, and lots of it.

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The Wanderer's avatar

This will be made for dinner today, and I'll toss in about 3/4 cup of sugar. And then it's fingers crossed.

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The Wanderer's avatar

You MONSTER!

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Moar Wordz's avatar

**** Show some confidence for once****I made this recipe. Except in a pie. Forgot to add enough sugar, because sugar makes you high.It was still good all tart n sour.Also, made stovetop and added juice from Orange, plus vanilla instead of bourbon.

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ohpaleasegivemeabreak's avatar

When I was a kid, my mother always served that canned crap - sliced. So gross.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

We prefer our cranberry sauce A La Bart.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Ah, Canberry Sauce!

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Hard to beat Mama Stamburg's Cranberry Relish.

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SC's avatar

Nobody writes a recipe like Wonkette!

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Maybe all the drivers had a dog with them

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

CH3-CH2-OH has a lower vapor point than H2O. That's one possible reason, evaporation.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Currently chilling in the pantry - we'll see what folks think around dinner time.

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Emil Muz's avatar

couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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sarafina's avatar

I'm with you, Ms. Edith.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

I have yet to try the recipe but this is my favourite Wonkette post title ever. Yes, I'm weird.

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