Well it took me what, a solid week, to get these WONKETTE TEMPORARY TATTOOOOOOOS up on the shop after I teased them at you? Let nobody ever accuse me of being quick on the ball!
We at last have new designs, not to mention a new product, for you to get your li’l online shopping dopamine hit, plus the extra dopamine hit you always get when you throw money at your Wonkette!
Yes, we’ve got temporary tattoos, with three kinds of Joe, your gorgeous BIDEN HARRIS NEW DAY, a Nancy, a Wonkette baby kitten, and an RBG!
(THEY WILL NOT BE BACKWARDS ONCE YOU STICK THEM TO YOUR SKIN!)
Buy more than one and get 10 percent off. Buy all seven (use the “all of them Katie” option) and get $10 off! Free shipping as always in the US.
Who loves you baby? Me, finally!
The REST OF THE WONKETTE BAZAAR AQUI TOO ALSO!
Ready, set, MONEY!
I'm going to be a Republican today just for Virginia's open primary, and vote for Haley. Anything that brings Assmouth closer to an aneurysm is my civic duty. That and a Ride or Die tattoo will make my day complete.
I love these, great idea! I was wondering if there are any real Wonkette tattoos out there?