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John Hollingsworth's avatar

Hey now, Trump asked if the ball contained secret recording mind control devices, and Putin clearly said 'probably not'. Why would Putin lie about something like that?

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Crowd the plate, that's what you get.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Maybe they think he's holding something back?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Alexei, what's the weather in Seattle?''Why do you wish to know? Could it be that you are planning a trip there? An UNAUTHORISED trip there? Please be waiting in your home while police are dispatched.'

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They got him out on strikes.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Damn it, they suck.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And Pence, https://uploads.disquscdn.c... touching the Nasa equipment with the do not touch sign on it. What a couple of idiots.

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Cuckoo's avatar

the government is already run by an orange baby blimp

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Professor Fate's avatar

"yes Putin gave me this phone - it's gold and has a big T on the back. Why shouldn't I use it?"

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willi0000000's avatar

because it's so fucking cool that you can't even imagine!!!!!

. . . also: because some people will buy anything.

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willi0000000's avatar

with any luck, somebody microwaved it when t'Rump wasn't looking.

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willi0000000's avatar

why bother bugging a soccer ball?

they probably have a bug up t'Runp's rump.

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phoenix00's avatar

Neymar?

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phoenix00's avatar

OH MY GOD, TRUMP'S SOCCER BALL IS GOING TO MURDER TRUMP'S TWITTER PHONE.THIS IS A GOOD THING.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Why? To prevent Mueller's men from serving Vlad with an arrest warrant for violating federal election laws when he steps off the Kremlin One at Andrews Air Force Base, seizing his phones and laptops?

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