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willi0000000's avatar

look at history . . . people have fought each other for the privilege of being in the lemming army since forever.

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willi0000000's avatar

Harry Truman never said that.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"When the loon hits your eye"Like a big pizza pie,"That's like fucking insane, man."

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Point taken and no offense intended at all but these days there should not be a goddamn thing called a "safe" republican district. Worst governance in the history of the Republic and whatnot ...

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Zyxomma's avatar

So, this is going to be a member of Congress. Pukable.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

As a native Coloradan, I would still think they were all fucking loons, and I would go eat somewhere else. I didn't live this long by assuming that armed randos are my friends.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Someone here mentioned this place yesterday, and pointed out that not only are all the staff armed, but they encourage all their patrons to be armed as well. So if you're the type to go along with that, you'd probably feel very comfortable there. Your head would be full of fantasies of some, dare I say, thuggish type person coming in and pulling out a gun to rob the place, only to be confronted with the sight and sound of dozens of weapons being drawn and hammers pulled back, and them wilting and meekly surrendering to the well-armed populace. Or maybe then dying in a hail of gunfire, depending on how much of a sociopath you were. (Gunfire that somehow magically avoids hitting anyone else, despite that it would be the world's worse crossfire situation.)

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Meander's avatar

I know, right?

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Gary_Seven's avatar

Hunter knew a bit about Colorado politics...

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lovelydestruction's avatar

I just snorted

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

i wish i could give more than one upbote fore Yosemite Samantha

And i presume this is the way all of their customers enter

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Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Well, shucks. And my source assured me it was impeccably researched!

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Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Fair enough! ; - p

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Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Right purty thereabouts. Some of the most kick-ass carne asada I've ever had was in Farmington.

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ryp's avatar

As long as they bring all the moneyz with them.

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