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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

So if I’m unhappy but would like to be happier I just push the yellow button? Sold!

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Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

Vetting: have the Guard turn out their pockets. Anyone taking loose change into possible combat is disqualified.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Yet another thing we can’t enjoy any more because conservatives are assholes (the ok sign, bow ties, etc)

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Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

Looks like ‘Trust the Plan’ was always a bunch of BS.

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rlcornelius's avatar

They aren't going to want to shave off those long beards either, I bet.

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SS's avatar

Insane Fascist Trump Death Cult.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Anyone found trying to impersonate security should not only be arrested but all of their gear should be confiscated and the body armor and fun gadgets should be sent to our troops who only get standard issue stuff. I know, I dream too much.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

The professionals would be more reliable, but that's a precedent that the brass is adamant against. They weren't kidding when they said that the military has no role in U.S. elections. They're taking the long view, because they're worried that this shit will come up again in the future.

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Eliot's avatar

Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane!

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Haruko Haruhara's avatar

Toews!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Scoot over to Dominic Gwinn's Smoke Eater for some more details of what it's like in DC right now.

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Haruko Haruhara's avatar

Qanon Qooks.

Stealing that!

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Zatz's avatar

Hope so!

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Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Damn your Vulcan logic!

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

I prefer "Quazies"

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Kooolest G's avatar

the problem with that is that national guard are trained to help in disasters and keep order in riots, the military is trained to do one thing.....kill people. that's it. not sure if we want that on the streets of DC just yet

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