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EyeQueue's avatar

No. He's a Cancer. (LMAO. In more ways than one).

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insert_something_creative's avatar

They also believe some random middle-aged man is actually JFK Jr. and he never actually died (or has been resurrected? I honestly don't know or care enough to look into it).

I have no clue why they picked JFK Jr. of all people as one of their "saviors," but a bunch of these lunatics went to Dallas recently waiting for him to reveal himself. It obviously didn't happen, but don't think that has deterred them.

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Blue Man's avatar

Robyn's last paragraph reminds me of my favorite quote by the brilliant, and grim, Peter Watts: "Brains are survival machines, not truth-tellers. If your brain needs you to believe something is true for you to survive, then it will." Unfortunately, humans being social animals as well means surviving as part of a group, and adhering to a group's beliefs doesn't always work out so well for the individual.

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Sarah Smith's avatar

One of my older NASA engineer coworkers was a Christian fundamentalist. Sincerely believed the Earth was only 6,000 years old. At least he agreed the Earth was round or that would have made designing for orbital flight really awkward.

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John_Manyjars's avatar

If only someone had done a study or something that showed owning a firearm you're most likely to shoot yourself or a family member. Oh wait

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You can't spell Russsia without n R a...

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There's already been quite a lot, apparently also too

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Canada's MTG, but even nastier looking

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And they breed and vote!

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Really wish people would remember this -that these fascists want us dead!... before admonishing others not to say mean things about R-trash.

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The guy who depends on a government paycheck...well no one ever did call Rs 'smart'

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TBF the Opus Dei Catholics on the USSC are trying their damndest to do just that imho

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John_Manyjars's avatar

And the fucking NRA too

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That town in Oz they keep mentioning:)

Fucking people shouldn't be allowed in civil society, like any other death cult

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Here's what they say about us. This is from user "youknowsomething76" in a thread called "Think BIG PICTURE" (it's so fucking funny how these cretins try to sound smart by saying "think x" or "think y"). The premise is that everything done to TFG is good because it sets a precedent for stuff they want to do to President Biden:

They need to be executed, we aren't going to set a precedent by having Trump executed. I don't really understand this line of thinking

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Whiny scheming rather than evil vindictive scheming. And I say that as a water sign myself.

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