Queens Hair Salon Gives That Perfect Look In Time For 'War on Christmas' Season

Okay so we've got a couple of "citizin" slobs, the British foot-baller, and a child prostitute all looking like greaseballs from Hollywood, intentionally. Oh and of course, a blond psychopath from the Fox channel. Working-class Wonkette Operative "Bill M." writes, "Why is a picture of John Gibson from Fox News on this sign in front of a hair salon in Queens, NY?" Uhh because Lyndon LaRouche wouldn't pose? (Lyndon LaRouche, what?)