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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

mmmm...long pig stuffed crab

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fuflans's avatar

fine. you're not a bigot.

you're a thought terrorist.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You and other like-minded Wonks give me strength.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

sorta like Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nah...most shellfish are equal opportunity scavengers. You're average crab wouldn't turn up his nose at the freshly rotting corpse of such a man on the sea floor. They're open-minded that way.

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schmannity's avatar

Needz more man-on-dog-action.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>"I believe what the Catholic Church teaches with respect to homosexuality"</i>

Someone explain to Rick he's not just running for president of the Catholic Americans.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ricky is proof that Darwin was wrong.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

And don't even THINK about cream of chicken soup, you barbarian bigots, you!

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