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Hesavebread!'s avatar

It would go well with a rousing march tune, also too.

MamaBrown's avatar

Or Roger De Bris from The Producers

Hesavebread!'s avatar

That is just what you want to hear from a senior government employee.

Pilotshark's avatar

all that jazzier shit.

LoCoJo's avatar

Why can't he take his (probably not deserved) military retirement pay and his ill gotten rubles and go away? He seems like the type of guy who tells random children at the mall that Santa isn't real.

theblackdog's avatar

That doesn't surprise me considering the location of the AF Academy. That area of CO is super fundamentalist.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

The Gregorian Calendar is an instrument of Papist subjugation.

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Everything is an instrument of Papist subjugation, according to the Democratic Unionist Party.

Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

I have no joke here, I just like saying "federal enormity".

Ask 4 Data's avatar

Current and former military people are harder to criticize than kids with stage 4 cancer. I am old enough to remember when this wasnt the case.

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

Oh, I thought the 2x4 was gonna connect with skulls with its votes.

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

You assume all soldiers are honorable patriots. Trump likely means more dead browns. Makes sense to me.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

The 2x4 bridges that gap between skulls and votes.

Red Richmond's avatar

A walking canker blossom like that would be an upgrade of sorts, I guess.

Stephen Robinson's avatar

It's how my wife entered at our wedding!