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It would go well with a rousing march tune, also too.

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Or Roger De Bris from The Producers

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That is just what you want to hear from a senior government employee.

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all that jazzier shit.

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Why can't he take his (probably not deserved) military retirement pay and his ill gotten rubles and go away? He seems like the type of guy who tells random children at the mall that Santa isn't real.

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That doesn't surprise me considering the location of the AF Academy. That area of CO is super fundamentalist.

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The Gregorian Calendar is an instrument of Papist subjugation.

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Everything is an instrument of Papist subjugation, according to the Democratic Unionist Party.

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I have no joke here, I just like saying "federal enormity".

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Current and former military people are harder to criticize than kids with stage 4 cancer. I am old enough to remember when this wasnt the case.

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Oh, I thought the 2x4 was gonna connect with skulls with its votes.

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You assume all soldiers are honorable patriots. Trump likely means more dead browns. Makes sense to me.

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The 2x4 bridges that gap between skulls and votes.

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A walking canker blossom like that would be an upgrade of sorts, I guess.

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It's how my wife entered at our wedding!

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