10 Comments
User's avatar
Ikimizi's avatar

Call me a racist, but some days I really hate the human race.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>There is but ONE race — the AMERICAN race,</i>

Uh, sorry, but we do have some nice parting gifts for you on the way out.

I did my family DNA to trace my heritage, and even though we've been here since 1634 and actually <i>founded</i> several New England towns, none of the tests came back "American".

Capt.Jim's avatar

they got an ointment out for an "irritated gynee" vagee seal or sumptin fishy like that

Shypixel's avatar

That whole "If you employ even one racist, then you are a raging racist" thing that the Ice Queen is pushing? Not sure that will work out so well for her...

Shypixel's avatar

Maureen Dowd, is that you?

What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you because this coffee shop is so noisy.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Volk? Is that a thing with these people?

Shypixel's avatar

You mean I put on my running shoes for nothing?

Shypixel's avatar

Did you guys <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/CeBcvK" target="_blank">find the cure</a>?