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Ikimizi's avatar

Call me a racist, but some days I really hate the human race.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>There is but ONE race — the AMERICAN race,</i>

Uh, sorry, but we do have some nice parting gifts for you on the way out.

I did my family DNA to trace my heritage, and even though we've been here since 1634 and actually <i>founded</i> several New England towns, none of the tests came back "American".

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ask Ron or Rand

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

C cups at best

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Capt.Jim's avatar

they got an ointment out for an "irritated gynee" vagee seal or sumptin fishy like that

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Shypixel's avatar

That whole "If you employ even one racist, then you are a raging racist" thing that the Ice Queen is pushing? Not sure that will work out so well for her...

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Shypixel's avatar

Maureen Dowd, is that you?

What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you because this coffee shop is so noisy.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Volk? Is that a thing with these people?

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Shypixel's avatar

You mean I put on my running shoes for nothing?

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Shypixel's avatar

Did you guys <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/CeBcvK" target="_blank">find the cure</a>?

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