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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...as Wonkettes official commentor of direct Nigerian descent, now that Ebola has struck Texas I would like to ask you to assist me in removing 100 million dollars from my personal savings account in Texas. Please leave your account and routing number in the below comment section and I will happily split the total amount with you!

Ikimizi's avatar

We're depending on Texas? Okay, now I'm scared.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Today we are all inhaling lavender to mask the stench.