The Supreme Court refused on Monday to hear any cases on marriage equality, effectively affirming lower courts' decisions to throw out bans on same-sex marriage in five states, and therefore another six states in the same circuits. That means that as of a week or so from now, Our Great Nation will have equal marriage rights in 30 states.
Does this mean that Thomas is free to marry Scalia?
Miss Lindsey may not be politically happy about this, but it does open up a lot of new possibilities for him. John, are you listening?
Yells at clouds? Check.
Canucklehead turkey day is Monday, if you need further workshopping.