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"Real purty little CDC ya got here. Be a real shame is sumptin' were to happen to it!"

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Actually, they were written by the lobbyists.

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My understanding that all rap names were euphemisms for their dick.

This is some small dick energy, to be sure. SAP: small a** peen

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Upton Sinclair said it best: "It's hard to get a man to understand something when his paycheck depends on him not understanding it."

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There's a lot of jokes about out riding the tractor, because the washing machine is broke.

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Pork processors need China, because the Chinese buy all the brains and offal. I just realized, if it came to cold war with China, they could just stop buying our pork. The midwest would soon be crushed under festering piles of pig intestines (I mean, it's already watered with pig shit). Too much imitation calamari.

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...and then the old, white racist Brexshit vermin died, when their medication was held up in customs checks. How we laughed!!

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That Kenneth Walker fired first doesn't seem to be in question by anyone, including Walker himself, so far as I can tell.

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Ok, let’s not pile on me, I’m frightened about my MS and stroke, and I just wanted someone to answer the phone.

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So far, so good. Was not dizzy before I fell and I did not go numb. Elevating the ankle.

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Replying again to say I appreciate the shit out of ER nurses.

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It's not scientists altering data; at least not the actual bench workers. Redfield seems to have personally been involved, IOW the very very top. I can see someone like him justifying it by believing the actual labcoats themselves are falsifying data. Deep paranoia, not that the agency he's in charge of is doing it just to make the president look bad, but because they have an agenda. As in, he knows the virus death toll isn't that high, because Trump says so. Look at these numbers, the scientists are manipulating them, just like Trump and Q are saying.

I don't think it's a long shot after dude's FB rant. I don't know which is scarier, the simple cynical motivation of hacks to keep their gravy train going, or the sincere belief in a mass delusion. Certainly in 1930's Germany, it was a mix. One enabled the other.

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Bloody Jutes

Actually Kent is going to become a gigantic truck park because of the Brexit idiocy. 9,000 plus vehicles will have to be parked and processed by Revenue and Customs each day

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My brother was killed by a drunk driver. The driver got a year's suspended license.

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Jesus! Was that the guy's first offense? And what state? So I won't go there!

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Florida? My cousin was killed by a drunk driver in the 1980s while crossing a street. Driver got maybe a year in jail, and was back out soon enough driving around (I don't know if his license was suspended).

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