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Rachel Maddow, Stop Beheading The Trumps!
Instead, a former CIA officer has a very long list in mind ...
Hey! Got any exciting plans this weekend? I am supposed to be here (at Wonkette, where I am your weekend cruise director), and have made plans with friends, which shall go unnamed in case any of you are creepy stalkers. Alas, it looks as though someone ( Rachel Maddow ) has disregarded all of our dinners and coffee klatsches -- without even checking with us first -- and planned a whole White House coup for this weekend. At least according to Rick Wiles, of TruNews. You know, the same guy who warned us all of the army of zombie cannibals Obama was creating? Yes, him.
Anyway! According to Wiles -- who, again, is very reliable -- Rachel Maddow sent out a secret signal to all of us this week, and in less than 72 hours, we're supposed to stage a coup at the White House, complete with special outfits, and culminating in the decapitation of the Trumps on the White House lawn. Man, the airport will be a BITCH this weekend, amirite?
The secret signal was apparently part of a segment Maddow did on Trump possibly being compromised by Russia -- which I did not even see!
"America, you've been homosexualized. You've been Jewdy-ized. I'm just telling it how it is. She was spewing out, last night, calls for revolution. She was telling the left, 'Take a deep breath, we're at the moment, it's coming, we're almost there, we're going to remove him from the White House.' We're about 72 hours — possibly 72 hours — from a coup.
"Be prepared that you're going to turn on the television and see helicopters hovering over the roof of the White House with men clad in black rappelling down ropes, entering into the White House. Be prepared for a shoot out in the White House as Secret Service agents shoot commandos coming in to arrest President Trump.
"That is how close we are to a revolution. Be prepared for a mob — a leftist mob — to tear down the gates, the fence at the White House and to go into the White House and to drag him out with his family and decapitate them on the lawn of the White House."
Good thing we have Rick Wiles to explain this to all of us! Otherwise, we all would have missed out on all this beheading that is definitely, for real, going to happen. Also the rappelling, which seems like fun, but is apparently only for the boys. Unfair!
For reasons I don't 100 percent understand, maybe because I wasn't raised with religion, these people always think we are trying to behead them -- which is super weird because most liberals are against the death penalty, and probably a good chunk of us (ME) didn't even want to dissect frogs in bio.
Strangely, there was a recent direct call for murdering the opposition this week, but the call did not come from inside the Left. It, in fact, came from former CIA officer and ardent Trump supporter Michael Scheuer, who argued in a blog post that it was time for Trump supporters to start killing those who do not support him.
As this week's end, it seems likely that it is quite near time for killing those involved in the multiple and clearly delineated attempts to stage a coup d'état against the legitimately elected Trump government and thereby kill our republic.[...]
Finally, this week saw a significant and quickening advance toward the moment when those millions of well-armed citizens who voted for Trump, and who have been abused or wounded by Democrats, their Antifa-thugs, and their thug-civil servants for exercising their franchise to elect Trump, cannot be, in good conscience, patient for much longer.
He even knows exactly who needs killin':
Fortunately, they have in hand a long and very precise list of the names and photographs of those who hate and threaten them, their families, their way-of-life, their liberty, their livelihoods and their republic. No self-respecting and determined-to-remain-independent citizenry can let themselves forever be held hostage by thug-civil-servants like Strzok, Comey, McCabe, Page, and Rosenstein; worshipers of tyranny, like the Democratic members of Congress, the Clintons, the FBI, and the Obamas; apparent traitors like Brennan, Hayden, and Clapper; all of the mainstream media; and the tens of thousands of government-admitted-and-protected, violent, criminal, and illegal immigrants.
Wow! That sure is a lot of people -- but as long as he's being "precise" about it, I guess that's fine.