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Oh, yes pwease, thwow him to the floor.

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Youz guyz have gone off the deep end -- Second Amendment Remedies involving a child (or a wo-bot, not sure). We may need to add a IOKIYAW -- It's OK If You Are A Wonketteer -- thingy.

His fate will be more ironic. Injured in a car crash because his parents are Oxy-addicts (like the Rush-ster), a black EMT is ready to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation when Andrew's father cries out "NO NO -- Let him die". Andrew hears this (because he's awake, but not breathing). Years later, his father is found hanging like a strange fruit from the oak tree behind the storage barn.

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At the risk of sounding serious on a Wednesday morning before the Christmas weekend - and I am serious - some things on the Internets, some books and magazine articles, stupid people wearing bedsheets in the street, shows on television or certain movies, or just in life, should be ignored.

There is no question this is one of those. Just ignore it.

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Reading threads about this kid makes me remember that time Gilda Radner's Baba Wawa interviewed Marlene Dietrich.

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oh andrew. i wish i could say 'prendergraft' is the worst thing you'll have to endure in this life.

wait - no no i don't wish that at all.

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As bible-believing white people, they do not spare the rod.

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No sir. No sir. I will not watch that you tube shit.

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Did he say the picture was of him kising a guy or a girl cause this one kid who is not kissing many girls or guys come think of it. Farm animals is much more likely. Slow farm animals. Oh OK, dead farm animals.

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Damn it Bot. I can't edit my comment after someone has responded. I must now live with my grammer shame... forever.

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Stwike him, Centurian. Vewy woughly!

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