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BullDyke Odell's avatar

what do you recommend for those times when you need black people to back the fuck up off you?

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Did people start taking that whole non-commenting rule seriously?

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Roger that.

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JCfromNC's avatar

They are in fact a thing, and a popular thing. I'm just saying it's not a licensed product. Much like all of those "Calvin peeing on something" window decals are not licensed images of the character from "Calvin and Hobbes". Popular though they may be, the creator of the character isn't involved with them and receives no money from them. And the original post sort of implied Sanrio was going around making AR-15 aftermarket kits, or at least some people could have read it that way.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Most of those Dunning-Kruger fuckers have no knowledge of the "Southern Strategy" that essentially switched the parties, and those who do know lie to the rest about it.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I'm originally from southwest NY, and Pennsyltucky was a well used term in reference to our neighbor to the south.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

They are modified, but they are a thing. There are a bunch of them around.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

That asshole deliberately fired way slower than Hello Kitty was capable of.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

On a bright note, we all are pushing the hell back, and social media is becoming a liberal weapon in the resistance.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Yes, the usual heart-rending, "I never intended to offend anybody," apology, also known as the "I'm sorry people hate me for my heinous opinion," apology.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I like it.

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Aileen's avatar

Maybe we could require gun manufactures to produce only hot pink guns. It would take a little organizing with the toy and cell phone industries to stop producing "gun pink" products, but by assigning this particular color to guns, it would be easier for cops to make split second determinations about what exactly is in that black teenager's hand, and it would have a nice bonus effect of pissing off the macho gun users who see their guns as an extension of their manhood.

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Qokoni-the-Pusscake's avatar

"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!" - Isaiah 5:20

They don't read their own source material.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair, she gave a moving and contrite nopology.

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Moni's avatar

Doesn’t the thought occur people use sick leave or vacation days for this?

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MC Planck's avatar

And there are countries where cops carry guns but just don't shoot people. Like Australia. This is the most American place on Earth that isn't America. It's just lacking an institutional history of slavery.

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