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Ah, but there will always be those who need to feel superior by thinking only theirs is the right shade of gray.

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My cat Chairman Meow like shitting on the People magazine that lines his litter box.

No snark: That is a nice picture of the POTUS and the 1st family.

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at least 50 of them...

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You can tell in the picture how the Obama parents are struggling to keep their thug kids from giving the terrorist fist jab. You can see Hussein's half white knuckles as he clutches his little bar hopper's hand to keep her from giving a black power salute and yelling "kill whitey!"

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Where's Sylvester McMonkey McBean when you need him?

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They never let us forget it, do they?

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if i was with obama wearing a tux, coffee is not what i would be requesting.

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If Hillary or Elizabeth are elected President, will she only get 70% of her salary?

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Of course!

The other half of all the racisms he gets, like lynching threats, or calling him the N-word, that is because of his Democrat race.

No, really.

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I read this as "gay," and still agree totally.

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There's your First Family Christmas card shot, right there. The girls are adorable.

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