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Moral Monday? Let me guess: Titty Tuesday, Wang Wednesday, Tanked Thursday, F********* Friday, Suck it Saturday, and Jeebus Loves Me This I Know Day.

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and music. those Muslins aren't really that into Lynyrd Skynyrd

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put up a kickstarter for potato salad- you should have $40,000 or so within hours

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<i>Confederate leaders were godly gentlemen and the Union folks were not</i>

You might want to rethink how chosen and holy you all really were since your side's godly God allowed your godly asses to get kicked big time.

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<strike>#Outreach</strike> #Reacharound

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This is reminiscent of the two years I spent in Philadelphia marveling at how the "lazy" immigrants worked their asses off compared to the natives. Upon my return to the South I marveled at states that cracked down on immigrant workers, only to find that the locals just weren't willing to work that hard for that kind of money. Oops.

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"BECAUSE THE GROUPS YOU OUTREACH TO CARE ONLY ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU ARE GOING TO PROMISE AND GIVE THEM"

So, the GOP is finally going to stop sucking Koch? Thank god.

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I regret that I only have one upfist to give ya on this one, Kitty!!

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"Confederate leaders were godly gentlemen"

And god rewarded their piety by having the godless north hand their asses to them? Fuck you, you barking moron.

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hopefully not...

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#NOTALLRACISTS

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From the photo, I bet he smells like cheese. Sour cheese.

Also - old white man.

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I'm guessing that the only way the south will ever rise again for Mac Butner is with a handful of Rush's little blue pills

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cedar cheese

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<i>THE ONLY WINNING FORMULA IS TO BE THE PARTY OF CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES.</i>

So basically, the only difference between their party and the Taliban is choice of headgear and facial hair.

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Founding Foreskins- Washington's new football team name...

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